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I was lookin clean as fuk too, got compliments from the ones I hadn't seen in a while recently cut 25 pounds. I had a freshly shaved chin strap beard google Melky Cabrera, exactly that beard.

“You're lucky I like fucking you,” he says as my older neighbors get off the elevator. But it's my birthday. As much as I want to hear him say more dirty, filthy things to me, I want to still be able to live in my building swim trunks so that I will be forced to wear some suit or something that you have laid out for me upstairs. Get Laid Lyrics: Yeah / I put my work ovatime to work for my love ones / Me and my niggas we It's a trust of heatin' beat when you feel that you love someone. Funny Valentines Day Greeting Card for Him - I just want you to be happy - Funny . Valentines Day Card, Out of all the fish, Im hooked on you, hand We are currently taking a break for Christmas, all orders placed on or after December 21st.

Looked and felt like a million bucks. We get the the second bar at like 11pm and my boy cuts out early with girl 1, he got her in the bag early with some nice game, good job bro.

It really ewas impressive, he is only 23, the chick was 27, would plow Girl 2 - Pre gamed at her house, she invited some guy along she met the night prior, fffuuuu. He was chill though.

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Chick 2 and this guy tried their very best to wingman and find a laod for me to bring back, but there was just nothing available. They say you can't be friends with a chick, but you can this one. Would rescue from black knight, only girl i'd do this for.

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She brought girl 4, I thought for me to hook up with, but at about 1am Thought it was to get drinks which I didn't fall for, but she actually bought me drinks. Approached every girl at bar, was really slow since wednesday.

Got called hot twice, but one had a bf, the other lakd husband. One girl said she was mirin my pants, but not with that lingo. Walked home with chick 1 and her new boy toy and took a taxi home from there.

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Those girls still wanna hit up the river today but the bishes don't wanna drive and want to ride in with me but don't have money for gas or alcohol I guarantee it.

Originally Posted by muscleman What do you eat pre and post Its my birthday and i just wanna get laid I saw your post on a mutual friend's profile a while back Then once when I was playing golf My phone was in my back pocket and when I pulled it out your profile was on the screen I didn't think much of it Then once in the yacht As I was getting off my jet This is getting weird It seems like whenever I am having fun and lonely You seem to pop up and keep me company Maybe it's a sign?

I am a big believer of the saying that "everything happens for a reason" It wouldn't hurt to finally drop a line I Adult looking hot sex Walkerville Montana you are absolutely beautiful and would love to have you in my life I'm in South Florida Would you like to join me for dinner sometime?

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Originally Posted by pitbull Went to the bar with my friend, a random dude, and 4 girls. The stupid chinstrap was problem 1. Why don't you get some decent looking facial hair.

Sounds like a depressing b'day brah. Originally Posted by sozwut.

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You should have moved on girl 4 earlier if you wanted her. She probably thought you weren't going to so she called in backup.

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No, I do not lift. Originally Posted by Tunes. Originally Posted by Aggie Pain is chipotle leaving the body.

Originally Posted by VAPump. I guarantee I look better with one that everyone hating does with anything they do to their face. OP is a chinstrap wearing phuckdog.

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Originally Posted by Renzbrah. You don't have to get laid on your birthday. That's more of something for people who already have options and back-up plans made before hand imo. Similar Threads RH Chat part Why do Women constantly perpetuate the myth that Men are afraid of commitment?

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